Post by Flames GM (Beamer) on Dec 14, 2020 18:05:57 GMT -6
Beamer - EVERYBODY PANIC....THE SEASON IS APPROACHING!!!! With that, we'd better haul butt and polish these interviews off. Today's voice is from the state known for it's snowbirds...Florida and it's GM Klein. Welcome. Question 1. How do you see your Panthers sizing up against other teams in SCD?
Klein - Honestly If this was a full season I think I would like my chances less, but in a shortened season, anyone can get hot, and I still have the fire in my belly to win. My roster may not be as stacked as others, but I will continue to make moves where possible, I'm in no way ready to start a dreaded rebuild.
Beamer - Much agreed that this upcoming season is going see certain teams get hot and that over throw the usual powerhouse teams in SCD. I'll have my virtual pom-poms out for you when you play them. Question 2. Who are the 5 GMs in this league that you'd take to a 1 week Wayne Gretzky run in-person Fantasy Hockey Camp. In this camp, those lucky people play and learn from the best of Wayne and friends and then dip into the plethora of booze that Ol'Gretz provides from his distillery.....also why would you pick those 5 other GMs?
Klein - That camp sounds fantastic, great wine, mediocre at best whisky, The Great One and good old fashioned god damn comradery. I would bring Jtro, yourself, Mcbitter, and Gameface as the first 4, mainly because I think we would all get along, and I would love to verbally trash the Canucks while in the presence of Gameface. I would choose Wildchild as the last guest, mainly because I want to see if he's a real person or if we've all been getting played by a bot.
Beamer - I guess you could put Wild Child.....he's out there like a goalie is at best of times. Hopefully Gameface isn't a defenseman either....I don't wanna get any of his suicide passes and get corked by the likes of Mark Messier or Rob Blake. The whiskey ain't half bad either, but the wine is phenomenal. Question 3. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Explain why you chose that animal.
Klein - Easy one, chimpanzees and monkeys. More specifically just chimps, but monkeys as well. I mean not only are they rude, but they're vicious awful creatures and I absolutely cannot stand that humans in general consider them cute, and often domesticate them. I once told a Home Hardware employee how much I dislike chimps, to which she responded that her cousin had a monkey as a pet, and if she brought it over to my place I would see why they're so great. I told her that if anyone brought a monkey to my house, I would snap its neck...... True story.
Beamer - Super glad I turned down that GM applicant who said he came from the Bronx Zoo and mentioned he liked bananas and that he was into flinging his own poo at people. You guys would have had quite the war of words Question 4. Think about this one long and hard.....Is cereal soup? Explain your answer.
Klein - No... cereal is delicious, and I mostly dislike soup. Also, I feel like soups are a dish served in a broth derived from an animal or vegetable, although I guess if you view milk as a broth derived from a cow, then yes, I change my answer, cereal is soup.
Beamer - Correct answer eventually....cereal is a form of soup. Milk being the broth (cold like gazpacho), it's a meal that can fill you up, and is delicious. Heck....I know people that eat cereal for dinner. And to be honest, cereal can be heated too....Weetabix. Final question....What celebrity would you most like to switch lives with and why?
Klein - Michael Jordan hands down, he's a true champion in sport and in life. Also he loves golf, and his course now has drones that deliver you beer and cigars mid round, I mean what the fuck else could you want in life.
Beamer - Maybe helicoptering in a few Bud Light golf cart girls to hang with and that'd be an awesome life to swap for. Wouldn't hurt to have his endorsement deals too. Anyways best of luck this upcoming season. Enjoy the beach and see you on the ice.
Klein - Honestly If this was a full season I think I would like my chances less, but in a shortened season, anyone can get hot, and I still have the fire in my belly to win. My roster may not be as stacked as others, but I will continue to make moves where possible, I'm in no way ready to start a dreaded rebuild.
Beamer - Much agreed that this upcoming season is going see certain teams get hot and that over throw the usual powerhouse teams in SCD. I'll have my virtual pom-poms out for you when you play them. Question 2. Who are the 5 GMs in this league that you'd take to a 1 week Wayne Gretzky run in-person Fantasy Hockey Camp. In this camp, those lucky people play and learn from the best of Wayne and friends and then dip into the plethora of booze that Ol'Gretz provides from his distillery.....also why would you pick those 5 other GMs?
Klein - That camp sounds fantastic, great wine, mediocre at best whisky, The Great One and good old fashioned god damn comradery. I would bring Jtro, yourself, Mcbitter, and Gameface as the first 4, mainly because I think we would all get along, and I would love to verbally trash the Canucks while in the presence of Gameface. I would choose Wildchild as the last guest, mainly because I want to see if he's a real person or if we've all been getting played by a bot.
Beamer - I guess you could put Wild Child.....he's out there like a goalie is at best of times. Hopefully Gameface isn't a defenseman either....I don't wanna get any of his suicide passes and get corked by the likes of Mark Messier or Rob Blake. The whiskey ain't half bad either, but the wine is phenomenal. Question 3. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Explain why you chose that animal.
Klein - Easy one, chimpanzees and monkeys. More specifically just chimps, but monkeys as well. I mean not only are they rude, but they're vicious awful creatures and I absolutely cannot stand that humans in general consider them cute, and often domesticate them. I once told a Home Hardware employee how much I dislike chimps, to which she responded that her cousin had a monkey as a pet, and if she brought it over to my place I would see why they're so great. I told her that if anyone brought a monkey to my house, I would snap its neck...... True story.
Beamer - Super glad I turned down that GM applicant who said he came from the Bronx Zoo and mentioned he liked bananas and that he was into flinging his own poo at people. You guys would have had quite the war of words Question 4. Think about this one long and hard.....Is cereal soup? Explain your answer.
Klein - No... cereal is delicious, and I mostly dislike soup. Also, I feel like soups are a dish served in a broth derived from an animal or vegetable, although I guess if you view milk as a broth derived from a cow, then yes, I change my answer, cereal is soup.
Beamer - Correct answer eventually....cereal is a form of soup. Milk being the broth (cold like gazpacho), it's a meal that can fill you up, and is delicious. Heck....I know people that eat cereal for dinner. And to be honest, cereal can be heated too....Weetabix. Final question....What celebrity would you most like to switch lives with and why?
Klein - Michael Jordan hands down, he's a true champion in sport and in life. Also he loves golf, and his course now has drones that deliver you beer and cigars mid round, I mean what the fuck else could you want in life.
Beamer - Maybe helicoptering in a few Bud Light golf cart girls to hang with and that'd be an awesome life to swap for. Wouldn't hurt to have his endorsement deals too. Anyways best of luck this upcoming season. Enjoy the beach and see you on the ice.