Post by Flames GM (Beamer) on Nov 30, 2020 12:43:02 GMT -6
Beamer - While some of you are stuffing your faces with Turkey, Ham, and Candied Yams, honorary American Beamer was making the rounds doing interviews. Today, I made Voodoo put down his drumstick and join me for a chat. Welcome your Evilness. Question 1 How do see your Capitals fairing this year in SCD?
Voodoo - About as good as every other team since I doubt we will even have a season. Hell we may not even have a season next year until the Canadian Division gets the vaccine! If we have a season, probably not good since I have a lot of veterans that have made money and will sit a lot of games to be with family.
Beamer - I must admit, a lot of balls have been dropped and it definitely threatens the season and it's start for sure...feels weird not having any hockey right not....hopefully something happens for everyone's sanity. Question 2. If you had to take a bunch of GMs from this league on a space trip to the moon and you had 5 seats left in your rocket. Who would you take and why?
Voodoo - That's random...Blues since he's Alan Shepard of the league...Flames gets the sea of tranquility (Mare Tranquility)..Stars gets the sea of fertility (Mare Fecunditatis)...Hurricanes gets the sea of cleverness (Mare Ingenii)...and Buffalo gets the sea of vapors (Mare Vaporim)...how about that moon knowledge?
Beamer - Well, I always thought you were a Space Cadet, but maybe you're really just a Rocketman. Now I can't get that Elton John song out of my head. Question 3. Do you think cavemen had nightmares about cavewomen? What would have been a cause of those nightmares?
Voodoo - Hairy nipples.
Beamer - So did they dream of hairy nipples or have nightmares about them? Maybe you speak from experience?
Voodoo - Nightmares.
Beamer - I'll take it you speak from experience then.....Question 4. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Explain your answer.
Voodoo - That would make NASCAR entertaining...all of the olympics like diving...and of course we need the horses drunk in horse racing, could you imagine all of the side bets?
Beamer - I thought NASCAR was already a booze required sport...just watching cars go round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round. Not sure diving would work with the amount of puke in the pool. Horse racing would be great. Drunk little jockeys with belligerent Gameface attitudes (or very huggy ones depending on their personalities). Final question...What song would you play if you were at a party that best describes you?
Voodoo - Hmm...Live is Life.
Beamer - Sounds like I'm talking with Wild Child. Would have thought Rocketman or We Didn't Start the Fire was more your jive. Anyways, best of luck to you and your Capitals this year (should they play).
(as a side note, Voodoo mentioned that he lost Wild Child in space ages ago...)
Voodoo - About as good as every other team since I doubt we will even have a season. Hell we may not even have a season next year until the Canadian Division gets the vaccine! If we have a season, probably not good since I have a lot of veterans that have made money and will sit a lot of games to be with family.
Beamer - I must admit, a lot of balls have been dropped and it definitely threatens the season and it's start for sure...feels weird not having any hockey right not....hopefully something happens for everyone's sanity. Question 2. If you had to take a bunch of GMs from this league on a space trip to the moon and you had 5 seats left in your rocket. Who would you take and why?
Voodoo - That's random...Blues since he's Alan Shepard of the league...Flames gets the sea of tranquility (Mare Tranquility)..Stars gets the sea of fertility (Mare Fecunditatis)...Hurricanes gets the sea of cleverness (Mare Ingenii)...and Buffalo gets the sea of vapors (Mare Vaporim)...how about that moon knowledge?
Beamer - Well, I always thought you were a Space Cadet, but maybe you're really just a Rocketman. Now I can't get that Elton John song out of my head. Question 3. Do you think cavemen had nightmares about cavewomen? What would have been a cause of those nightmares?
Voodoo - Hairy nipples.
Beamer - So did they dream of hairy nipples or have nightmares about them? Maybe you speak from experience?
Voodoo - Nightmares.
Beamer - I'll take it you speak from experience then.....Question 4. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Explain your answer.
Voodoo - That would make NASCAR entertaining...all of the olympics like diving...and of course we need the horses drunk in horse racing, could you imagine all of the side bets?
Beamer - I thought NASCAR was already a booze required sport...just watching cars go round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round. Not sure diving would work with the amount of puke in the pool. Horse racing would be great. Drunk little jockeys with belligerent Gameface attitudes (or very huggy ones depending on their personalities). Final question...What song would you play if you were at a party that best describes you?
Voodoo - Hmm...Live is Life.
Beamer - Sounds like I'm talking with Wild Child. Would have thought Rocketman or We Didn't Start the Fire was more your jive. Anyways, best of luck to you and your Capitals this year (should they play).
(as a side note, Voodoo mentioned that he lost Wild Child in space ages ago...)