Post by Flames GM (Beamer) on Oct 29, 2019 13:01:27 GMT -6
Beamer - Our interview today brings us to the the home of the Igloo ...Pittsburgh. Welcome Cole. Question 1. How do you see your Penguins doing this year?
Cole - Make the playoffs like every year kiddo. That’s all that counts.
Beamer - That's why we're all here (besides seeing how Gameface can turn a simple trade write up into War and Peace). Question 2. Who's your picks for SCD and IRL NHL finalists this year?
Cole - For SCD it’d have to be you, need that comeback from last year haha. NHL I’d have to say Lightning and Avs or Flames ( bias).
Beamer - So showing me the love...all you guys are too kind and gonna jinx me. Question 3. Who's the best Penguin player between Mario or Sid?
Cole - I love Sid, but it has to be Mario. Too many of his highlight reels are still relevant even in today’s fast paced game.
Beamer - Agreed...all the while Mario was smoking darts....Mario Le Magnificent still is one of my picks for beat ever. Sid's a whiner IMO too so the choice is easy for me. Question 4...how many cows do you think are in Canada. Not the one's in death row at the butcher...just one's bideing time on the farm, chewing cud, farting methane, being tipped by drunk teenagers, and those getting their udders yanked on.
Cole - I’d say give or take 500000, if you include the ones Gameface finds at the bar.
Beamer - True that...(giggles). That's a whole lot of good ol' Cdn beef. Onto our last question...Tell me 10 things that you could do with a pencil other than write with it....and go!
Cole - Stab, impale, burn, snap, splinter, shave, erase, bend, etch, and uh, write.
Beamer - Man, I wish you had said tv antennas, chopsticks, drum sticks, and part of a sex toy.... oh well. Best of luck to you and your Pens this year Cole.
Cole - Make the playoffs like every year kiddo. That’s all that counts.
Beamer - That's why we're all here (besides seeing how Gameface can turn a simple trade write up into War and Peace). Question 2. Who's your picks for SCD and IRL NHL finalists this year?
Cole - For SCD it’d have to be you, need that comeback from last year haha. NHL I’d have to say Lightning and Avs or Flames ( bias).
Beamer - So showing me the love...all you guys are too kind and gonna jinx me. Question 3. Who's the best Penguin player between Mario or Sid?
Cole - I love Sid, but it has to be Mario. Too many of his highlight reels are still relevant even in today’s fast paced game.
Beamer - Agreed...all the while Mario was smoking darts....Mario Le Magnificent still is one of my picks for beat ever. Sid's a whiner IMO too so the choice is easy for me. Question 4...how many cows do you think are in Canada. Not the one's in death row at the butcher...just one's bideing time on the farm, chewing cud, farting methane, being tipped by drunk teenagers, and those getting their udders yanked on.
Cole - I’d say give or take 500000, if you include the ones Gameface finds at the bar.
Beamer - True that...(giggles). That's a whole lot of good ol' Cdn beef. Onto our last question...Tell me 10 things that you could do with a pencil other than write with it....and go!
Cole - Stab, impale, burn, snap, splinter, shave, erase, bend, etch, and uh, write.
Beamer - Man, I wish you had said tv antennas, chopsticks, drum sticks, and part of a sex toy.... oh well. Best of luck to you and your Pens this year Cole.