Post by Flames GM (Beamer) on Sept 26, 2019 12:04:22 GMT -6
Beamer - Welcome to the interview of our Jets GM...Beckett Queston 1. How do you see your Jets doing in SCD this season?
Beckett- I see my jets doing better on nights where the moon is low. It is important for the moon to be low so that the tides come in and allow my teams shots to get better fluctuation to go in. My team is full of snipers so the moon needs to be on our side this year for us to stand a chance in the playoffs.
Beamer - Like that...very stealth like. Question 2. Who's going to be the finalists in both SCD and IRL NHL?
Beckett - IRL ill go rangers and flames. Nothing surprising about that . In here, Ill go beams because i want him to be on my side so he can... you know... fix my scores if i happen to be down a goal or 4. Ill go with voodoo to come out of the east because he kinda scares me and i do not want to get shanked the next time i go to the lusty leopard strip club down there on avengrove st, thats where i saw Voodoo last.
Beamer - My cash payment is en route via carrier pigeon for chatting good about me ...and yes, Voodoo probably would hang out in a joint like that....he probably runs the joint. Unless it's the mafia, then no dice there. Question 3...the IRL Jets have a HUGE hole to fill this year... No Trobua, Myers first certain, probably no Byfuglien, Connor or Laine either. What in God's Green Earth do the Jets do? Beg for the Finnish Flash to come out of retirement? Enlist the services of Jimmy Mann? Bring in Bobby Hull? The Jets are hooped. What is the franchise to do this year in order to stay relevant in the Central?
Beckett - i’m a rangers fan. fuck the jets and their problems, that’s their fault. maybe i can be their gm.
Beamer - Well, that was blunt, hurtful and yet insightful.
Question 4. When was the last time you dropped a sandwich on the ground, yet still ate the whole thing?
Beckett - hm interesting question, it was actually when i was visiting my friends aunt, who is actually married to her step brother. her and her husband had been married for 12 years and then her dad died and his mom died and then their parents ended up getting married. anyway, i was at their house for a jewish celebration dinner (i’m not jewish, but their dogs babysitter has a jewish cousin who invited us over) and we had a matza ball sandwich which i unfortunately dropped into a fountain with purified water.
Beamer - That would be an interesting family tree to work on....stranger things have happened I guess. Hope that sandwich was still good after being dunked. Last question....if you were a Teletubby, which color would you be and why? If you don't know who they are, you gotta Google it and find out which one you'd be.
Beckett - of course i know who the teletubbies are! i would be purple because he seems like he gets the ost ass no cap.
Beamer - I'm blessed that I never had to watch that show...give me Sesame Street (sans Elmo) anytime. Thank for the interview...best of luck this season Beckett.
Beckett- I see my jets doing better on nights where the moon is low. It is important for the moon to be low so that the tides come in and allow my teams shots to get better fluctuation to go in. My team is full of snipers so the moon needs to be on our side this year for us to stand a chance in the playoffs.
Beamer - Like that...very stealth like. Question 2. Who's going to be the finalists in both SCD and IRL NHL?
Beckett - IRL ill go rangers and flames. Nothing surprising about that . In here, Ill go beams because i want him to be on my side so he can... you know... fix my scores if i happen to be down a goal or 4. Ill go with voodoo to come out of the east because he kinda scares me and i do not want to get shanked the next time i go to the lusty leopard strip club down there on avengrove st, thats where i saw Voodoo last.
Beamer - My cash payment is en route via carrier pigeon for chatting good about me ...and yes, Voodoo probably would hang out in a joint like that....he probably runs the joint. Unless it's the mafia, then no dice there. Question 3...the IRL Jets have a HUGE hole to fill this year... No Trobua, Myers first certain, probably no Byfuglien, Connor or Laine either. What in God's Green Earth do the Jets do? Beg for the Finnish Flash to come out of retirement? Enlist the services of Jimmy Mann? Bring in Bobby Hull? The Jets are hooped. What is the franchise to do this year in order to stay relevant in the Central?
Beckett - i’m a rangers fan. fuck the jets and their problems, that’s their fault. maybe i can be their gm.
Beamer - Well, that was blunt, hurtful and yet insightful.
Question 4. When was the last time you dropped a sandwich on the ground, yet still ate the whole thing?Beckett - hm interesting question, it was actually when i was visiting my friends aunt, who is actually married to her step brother. her and her husband had been married for 12 years and then her dad died and his mom died and then their parents ended up getting married. anyway, i was at their house for a jewish celebration dinner (i’m not jewish, but their dogs babysitter has a jewish cousin who invited us over) and we had a matza ball sandwich which i unfortunately dropped into a fountain with purified water.
Beamer - That would be an interesting family tree to work on....stranger things have happened I guess. Hope that sandwich was still good after being dunked. Last question....if you were a Teletubby, which color would you be and why? If you don't know who they are, you gotta Google it and find out which one you'd be.
Beckett - of course i know who the teletubbies are! i would be purple because he seems like he gets the ost ass no cap.
Beamer - I'm blessed that I never had to watch that show...give me Sesame Street (sans Elmo) anytime. Thank for the interview...best of luck this season Beckett.