Post by Flames GM (Beamer) on Sept 6, 2019 21:45:42 GMT -6
Beamer - Welcome to you Media Chat Klein. I'm gonna ask you 5 questions that I'm sure are a burning desire for you to answer. Question 1.. Where do you see your Panthers of F L A ending up this year? What expectations do you have for the team?
Klein - Thanks Beamer! The expectations for the former SCD champs (humble brag) is surprisingly high. Playoffs are an absolute must, anything short of a conference finals will be a disappointment. There are some amazing teams out there this year, but I hope to compete with all of them, gotta think big
Beamer - I know what you mean about being a former champ...ahem, I was once too and kast year I was the Bridesmaid to the Bunch of Jerks from Carolina. That all said, who's your pick for finalists in both SCD and IRL NHL?
Klein - For the SCD finalists, I'll have to be honest, I really want to pick myself....but I think Tampa and or the Canes will absolutely destroy me. Out of the West I have to pick the flames, mainly because you have almost all of the players I want on my roster. As for the IRL finalists, I'm going CGY VS TB, both teams are pissed about last year, and it would be a classic rematch.
Beamer - I like your thinking....a lot actually. I've always considered you CGY South...you definitely prove that. Question 3. Is it true that your team once played in Charlestown and was sold to a Florida Retirement community as some rich broad's tax write-off? Did Reggie Dunlop get a role within your franchise somewhere? Ned Brayton? Billy Charlesbois? Dennis Lemieux?
Klein - I appreciate the Calgary south reference! Also I have no idea who any of those people are, nor are they affiliated with this team in any way....in fact the randomness in all of those names just reminds me of the sabres rambling posts....which then reminds me that maybe the best outcome I can have this year is if the IRL Canucks are the worst fucking team in history, posting a 9 win season or something ridiculous like that.
Beamer - Oh man.. You really need to watch the movie Slapshot. It's THE hockey classic. So many one-liners, and for me so many memories of watching this movie on the bus heading to hockey tournaments. Question #4. On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower?
Klein - Okay, so before I get destroyed for that... I have seen slapshot, but only twice, and you're right it's ridiculous I don't know these things off the top of my head. Truth be told I didn't get into hockey until I was 19, living by myself in Calgary....hence the diehard flames fan who now lives back in Ontario. And dancing in the shower injuries are few and far between for me, not because I don't dance in the shower... every sane human does....but because I'm extremely agile and my balance is otherworldly. Also, fuck the Canucks.
Beamer - I'm still awestruck you don't know who Reggie Dunlop is...or rather was... okay...won't blame you. Living in Calgary I know we're all too busy riding bucking broncos, eating flapjacks and trying to build those evil pipelines that benefit all of Canada... Onto the final question. Do you ever stop and think about the number of butts in the world? Like. WOAH.. Am I right?
Klein - You are right! And once you break down that number into categories it gets much more interesting... small butts, big butts, barely a butt, old butt, fake butt.....its a lot of assholes, like the IRL Canucks....fucking assholes.
Beamer - I sense a great rivalry brewing between you and Mr.Gameface. I like it. Time to go listen to some Sir Mix-A-Lot now... Thanks for the chat!
Klein - Thanks Beamer! The expectations for the former SCD champs (humble brag) is surprisingly high. Playoffs are an absolute must, anything short of a conference finals will be a disappointment. There are some amazing teams out there this year, but I hope to compete with all of them, gotta think big
Beamer - I know what you mean about being a former champ...ahem, I was once too and kast year I was the Bridesmaid to the Bunch of Jerks from Carolina. That all said, who's your pick for finalists in both SCD and IRL NHL?
Klein - For the SCD finalists, I'll have to be honest, I really want to pick myself....but I think Tampa and or the Canes will absolutely destroy me. Out of the West I have to pick the flames, mainly because you have almost all of the players I want on my roster. As for the IRL finalists, I'm going CGY VS TB, both teams are pissed about last year, and it would be a classic rematch.
Beamer - I like your thinking....a lot actually. I've always considered you CGY South...you definitely prove that. Question 3. Is it true that your team once played in Charlestown and was sold to a Florida Retirement community as some rich broad's tax write-off? Did Reggie Dunlop get a role within your franchise somewhere? Ned Brayton? Billy Charlesbois? Dennis Lemieux?
Klein - I appreciate the Calgary south reference! Also I have no idea who any of those people are, nor are they affiliated with this team in any way....in fact the randomness in all of those names just reminds me of the sabres rambling posts....which then reminds me that maybe the best outcome I can have this year is if the IRL Canucks are the worst fucking team in history, posting a 9 win season or something ridiculous like that.
Beamer - Oh man.. You really need to watch the movie Slapshot. It's THE hockey classic. So many one-liners, and for me so many memories of watching this movie on the bus heading to hockey tournaments. Question #4. On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower?
Klein - Okay, so before I get destroyed for that... I have seen slapshot, but only twice, and you're right it's ridiculous I don't know these things off the top of my head. Truth be told I didn't get into hockey until I was 19, living by myself in Calgary....hence the diehard flames fan who now lives back in Ontario. And dancing in the shower injuries are few and far between for me, not because I don't dance in the shower... every sane human does....but because I'm extremely agile and my balance is otherworldly. Also, fuck the Canucks.
Beamer - I'm still awestruck you don't know who Reggie Dunlop is...or rather was... okay...won't blame you. Living in Calgary I know we're all too busy riding bucking broncos, eating flapjacks and trying to build those evil pipelines that benefit all of Canada... Onto the final question. Do you ever stop and think about the number of butts in the world? Like. WOAH.. Am I right?
Klein - You are right! And once you break down that number into categories it gets much more interesting... small butts, big butts, barely a butt, old butt, fake butt.....its a lot of assholes, like the IRL Canucks....fucking assholes.
Beamer - I sense a great rivalry brewing between you and Mr.Gameface. I like it. Time to go listen to some Sir Mix-A-Lot now... Thanks for the chat!