Post by Flames GM (Beamer) on Dec 6, 2020 20:54:43 GMT -6
Beamer - It's that time....Voodoo changes his diaper, Gameface takes his truth strum, and Beamer asks a GM five sensationalized questions in GM Interviews. Today we welcome a past champion...Will of the Carolina Hurricanes. Welcome Will. Question 1. How do you see the Canes faring against the rest of your competitors this year?
Will - I don't understand what you mean by past champion ? Just like the Newfoundland Growlers with the Kelly cup I kept the SCD cup since we never finished the season... I'm the current and defending champion until someone man's up and takes it away from me !!!! You other GM's can't hide behind Covid forever ... as for this upcoming season I have already won on paper or spreadsheet if you will ... looking at other SCD rosters there is absolutely nobody that scares me ... but the season is gonna be interesting... its gonna be a sprint not a marathon and roster depth will be key.
Beamer - You're wrong there. COVID won everything. That bastrad even won my work NCAA March madness tourney.... Don't be an Edmonton Oiler fan and live in the past. Glad Buffalo is gonna knock you off your perch this year. I heard he hired a few goons to take your players out. Question 2. Say you're a bus driver and you have to drive 5 other GMs to the insane asylum. Who are they and why would you place them in the bus? Of note, wrong answers will be changed by me.
Will - Tell Mr. Gameface that the Muffin man aka Ryan Reaves will feed Boro cop so many rights that he will be begging for a left .... my team is not scared of his... well the 5 GM's i would pick are you, Jtro, Heller, Vegas Andy, and Voodoo ... if I have to be stuck on a bus driving 5 GMs I might as well pick 5 that are least annoying and would provide decent hockey conversation .... but on the way there I would not brake for Gameface, Wildchild , Adam Ducks , McBitter and Creegan if they crossed the street....... JK
Beamer - Glad you deem me amongst you're crew of least annoying GMs...although I'm not so sure I need to be committed to an asylum. At least I'm not driving the short bus. Question 3. If two cars are travelling in a two lap race on a track of any length, one going 60 mph and the other going 30 mph, how fast will the slower car have to go to finish at the same time as the faster car?
Will - Stop trying to get in my head Beamer !!! This question is impossible to answer correctly with missing information..... Damm it i just gave you my insight by refuseing to answer.... you're in my head.
Beamer - Note to self... Puzzle and confuse all GMs each week with mathematical equations before our head to head matchups.... TBH, I hate math too. Question 4. When you go on holiday, when do you pack your suitcase?
Will - Well I tend to overpack so I am prepared for anything and everything... toothbrush, tooth paste, deodorant, 2 in 1 Shampoo, body wash, q-tips, Cologne, hair gel, face moisturizer, Rolaids, Advil and Tylenol in my toiletries bag .... then I normally pack 2 set of clothes for each day I am away so I have options and 2-3 pairs of shoes....
Beamer - Sounds like you'd be a great travelling insurance salesman who's ready to stay at the seediest motels. You probably have big burly muscles from all that suitcase lifting too (watch out Gameface may try to trade his better half for you). Last question...Which musician do you think would make the best teacher?
Will - Duh the choice is obviously Alice Cooper !!! And if I have to explain my reasoning then we can't be friends anymore....
Beamer - Just wanted to make sure you and I were on the same page. Some people think that he's a she so I ghosted them ages ago. Glad you're not one of them. That concludes GM chat with Beamer; great chat Will and best of luck this season.
Will - I don't understand what you mean by past champion ? Just like the Newfoundland Growlers with the Kelly cup I kept the SCD cup since we never finished the season... I'm the current and defending champion until someone man's up and takes it away from me !!!! You other GM's can't hide behind Covid forever ... as for this upcoming season I have already won on paper or spreadsheet if you will ... looking at other SCD rosters there is absolutely nobody that scares me ... but the season is gonna be interesting... its gonna be a sprint not a marathon and roster depth will be key.
Beamer - You're wrong there. COVID won everything. That bastrad even won my work NCAA March madness tourney.... Don't be an Edmonton Oiler fan and live in the past. Glad Buffalo is gonna knock you off your perch this year. I heard he hired a few goons to take your players out. Question 2. Say you're a bus driver and you have to drive 5 other GMs to the insane asylum. Who are they and why would you place them in the bus? Of note, wrong answers will be changed by me.
Will - Tell Mr. Gameface that the Muffin man aka Ryan Reaves will feed Boro cop so many rights that he will be begging for a left .... my team is not scared of his... well the 5 GM's i would pick are you, Jtro, Heller, Vegas Andy, and Voodoo ... if I have to be stuck on a bus driving 5 GMs I might as well pick 5 that are least annoying and would provide decent hockey conversation .... but on the way there I would not brake for Gameface, Wildchild , Adam Ducks , McBitter and Creegan if they crossed the street....... JK
Beamer - Glad you deem me amongst you're crew of least annoying GMs...although I'm not so sure I need to be committed to an asylum. At least I'm not driving the short bus. Question 3. If two cars are travelling in a two lap race on a track of any length, one going 60 mph and the other going 30 mph, how fast will the slower car have to go to finish at the same time as the faster car?
Will - Stop trying to get in my head Beamer !!! This question is impossible to answer correctly with missing information..... Damm it i just gave you my insight by refuseing to answer.... you're in my head.
Beamer - Note to self... Puzzle and confuse all GMs each week with mathematical equations before our head to head matchups.... TBH, I hate math too. Question 4. When you go on holiday, when do you pack your suitcase?
Will - Well I tend to overpack so I am prepared for anything and everything... toothbrush, tooth paste, deodorant, 2 in 1 Shampoo, body wash, q-tips, Cologne, hair gel, face moisturizer, Rolaids, Advil and Tylenol in my toiletries bag .... then I normally pack 2 set of clothes for each day I am away so I have options and 2-3 pairs of shoes....
Beamer - Sounds like you'd be a great travelling insurance salesman who's ready to stay at the seediest motels. You probably have big burly muscles from all that suitcase lifting too (watch out Gameface may try to trade his better half for you). Last question...Which musician do you think would make the best teacher?
Will - Duh the choice is obviously Alice Cooper !!! And if I have to explain my reasoning then we can't be friends anymore....
Beamer - Just wanted to make sure you and I were on the same page. Some people think that he's a she so I ghosted them ages ago. Glad you're not one of them. That concludes GM chat with Beamer; great chat Will and best of luck this season.