Post by Flames GM (Beamer) on Nov 22, 2020 19:28:48 GMT -6
Beamer - We're back after our sponsored messages.... today we're having a nice fireside chat with one of our newest GMs Anthony. Welcome dude . First question....how do you see your Bruins doing this year in SCD?
Anthony - Hello, thanks for having me, super happy to be here! I think it's going to be an up and down season. There's some talent on this roster for sure, but also some names here that make me cringe. I think with some work I can keep the Bruins competitive with a focus on next season. Maybe I get lucky and sneak into the playoffs!
Beamer - I do know the Bruins were a powerhouse in SCD for a few seasons here when it was run with one of my LM partners until he had enough of Fantasy sports altogether. Lotsa assets to still play with that's for sure. Question 2. Who would win in a three-way cage match fight between Heller, Creegan or McBitter?
Anthony - Oh boy, what a question. I don't think it would be Creegan, I think he just plays a tough guy on the internet and plus he's from that terrible city of Philly, they don't win often there. McBitter is my boy, very friendly guy and Heller is a super nice guy, too. But I got to stick with my country here, so I give Heller the edge over McBitter.
Beamer - Insert jaw dropped emoji...I think Heller would go into the fetal position at the word "go". I can see McBitter and Creegan pulling out all the stops, and can see things getting dirty pretty quickly. There'd be eye gouging, body blows, drop kicks and a whole lot of slapping. It's a toss up between those two dudes. Only way Heller wins is that both other beat each other into death. Question 3. If you could compare yourself with any animal, which would it be and why?
Anthony - Give Heller some credit! A dog for sure. All I want to do is eat, sleep, poop and play. Simple right?
Beamer - Heller gets the credit he deserves....at least most of the time. A simple life being a loyal puppy dog would be a great life. Not sure I'd want to sniff other dog's butts though..... Question 4. Can you instruct someone how to make an origami 'cootie catcher' with just words? And how the heck would you describe what an origami 'cootie catcher' is???
Anthony -I mean if you don’t know what an origami ‘cootie catcher’ is, you probably should be banned from the league. Or at least forced to trade me a 1st round pick. It’s simply a beautifully crafted piece of origami that protects you from cooties. Now of course, you can only catch cooties from the opposite sex. To make one, you must buy very specific origami paper. When you’re crafting it, you need to be gentle. Make sweet passionate love to it. You want to shape it like a coffee filter in a coffee pot with ridges and waves throughout. The key and final step is the end. Once it’s perfectly crafted, you must spray angel dust 5 inches apart on each ridge.
Beamer - Are you sure you're not Gameface....that answer sounds like a Coles Notes version of what he'd say. You're right though if one doesn't know what an origami Cootie Catcher is, you should surrender your 1st Round Draft pick(s) for sure. One needs to go only as far as looking at Voodoo to see the effects of what Cooties can do. Final question....If you could sing one song on American Idol, what would it be?
Anthony - Gameface and I chat about this often, you guys don’t? Blink 182’s dammit. They’re my favorite band of all time and will kill anyone who says anything bad about them. What’s my age again?
Beamer - I really wish I hated you, but miss you, and I'm lost without you. I'm feeling this, and I blame it on my youth. All the small things lead me to Josie. That's it for today's interview...nice chat Anthony. Good luck this season and remember to Stay Together for the Kids.
Anthony - Hello, thanks for having me, super happy to be here! I think it's going to be an up and down season. There's some talent on this roster for sure, but also some names here that make me cringe. I think with some work I can keep the Bruins competitive with a focus on next season. Maybe I get lucky and sneak into the playoffs!
Beamer - I do know the Bruins were a powerhouse in SCD for a few seasons here when it was run with one of my LM partners until he had enough of Fantasy sports altogether. Lotsa assets to still play with that's for sure. Question 2. Who would win in a three-way cage match fight between Heller, Creegan or McBitter?
Anthony - Oh boy, what a question. I don't think it would be Creegan, I think he just plays a tough guy on the internet and plus he's from that terrible city of Philly, they don't win often there. McBitter is my boy, very friendly guy and Heller is a super nice guy, too. But I got to stick with my country here, so I give Heller the edge over McBitter.
Beamer - Insert jaw dropped emoji...I think Heller would go into the fetal position at the word "go". I can see McBitter and Creegan pulling out all the stops, and can see things getting dirty pretty quickly. There'd be eye gouging, body blows, drop kicks and a whole lot of slapping. It's a toss up between those two dudes. Only way Heller wins is that both other beat each other into death. Question 3. If you could compare yourself with any animal, which would it be and why?
Anthony - Give Heller some credit! A dog for sure. All I want to do is eat, sleep, poop and play. Simple right?
Beamer - Heller gets the credit he deserves....at least most of the time. A simple life being a loyal puppy dog would be a great life. Not sure I'd want to sniff other dog's butts though..... Question 4. Can you instruct someone how to make an origami 'cootie catcher' with just words? And how the heck would you describe what an origami 'cootie catcher' is???
Anthony -I mean if you don’t know what an origami ‘cootie catcher’ is, you probably should be banned from the league. Or at least forced to trade me a 1st round pick. It’s simply a beautifully crafted piece of origami that protects you from cooties. Now of course, you can only catch cooties from the opposite sex. To make one, you must buy very specific origami paper. When you’re crafting it, you need to be gentle. Make sweet passionate love to it. You want to shape it like a coffee filter in a coffee pot with ridges and waves throughout. The key and final step is the end. Once it’s perfectly crafted, you must spray angel dust 5 inches apart on each ridge.
Beamer - Are you sure you're not Gameface....that answer sounds like a Coles Notes version of what he'd say. You're right though if one doesn't know what an origami Cootie Catcher is, you should surrender your 1st Round Draft pick(s) for sure. One needs to go only as far as looking at Voodoo to see the effects of what Cooties can do. Final question....If you could sing one song on American Idol, what would it be?
Anthony - Gameface and I chat about this often, you guys don’t? Blink 182’s dammit. They’re my favorite band of all time and will kill anyone who says anything bad about them. What’s my age again?
Beamer - I really wish I hated you, but miss you, and I'm lost without you. I'm feeling this, and I blame it on my youth. All the small things lead me to Josie. That's it for today's interview...nice chat Anthony. Good luck this season and remember to Stay Together for the Kids.