Post by Flames GM (Beamer) on Oct 8, 2020 15:39:08 GMT -6
Beamer - Another interview...today we just with his Royal Grumpiness, McBitter. Welcome Sir.
Question 1. How do you see your Ottawa Senators faring this year?
McBitter - At least you know your place in this monarchy Beamer!! The Senators are playoff bound this year!! Oh course COVID has made it tough cap wise for myself as well as several other franchises, and last year the Atlantic was by far the most competitive in the league (aside from the Redwings), but I predict some regression from a few of the teams that finished ahead of me last year! My core is in tact going into the season, a few of my young guys are poised to take the next step and I already made a move to help solidify my forward group with possibly more to come!
Beamer - I must say you've done quite well with the resources you've been funnelled, and now you finally have the 1992 era logo to plaster on your young stud's jerseys. Question 2. If we were all on-ice playing shinny hockey, which GM(s) would you stick in the nuts and why?
McBitter - That's a loaded question! I'm a feisty one at the rink and don't play favorites so everyone is fair game! EVERYONE!!! But if I had to pick for the sake of publicly calling out GMs in this league, of which I have no problem doing, will give you a short answer and a longer one! The easy answer is Tampa cause we have been friends for 20ish years now and have had many the heated discussion and occasionally I'm sure we would like to punch each other in the mouth! Oh but the Habs deserves the nut shot from hell!!! Why? We all know f***ing why Beamer!! He wants to sit all alone in his damn corner playing pocket pool and being all anti social and not join the chat with the other 30 GMs in this league where he doesn't see our trade blocks, or Gameface hitting on his flavor of the week! You are making Habs fans look bad! This isn't 1969 Habs, get with the times or give me my damn team name!!!
Beamer - Ahhhh...like a nasty rash, McIrritable arises and lands on NevadaMike. I know Les Habitants are your dream team...I wonder if if he takes American Express and you buy his team moniker?? I'm also thinking that Carl could rag doll you. Hope you have your Wheaties.
Question 3. If you could be #1 employee but have all your coworkers dislike you or you could be #15 employee and have all your coworkers like you, which would you choose?
McBitter - Is this interview going backwards Beamer? That's like when a player is asked "how does it feel to get that goal tonight?" Then he has to figure out on the fly how to turn 'Um... good' into a 3 or 4 sentence generic and political response! First of all my name is MCBITTER so that's a clue! Try and keep up! 2nd, I go to work for a paycheck and to support my household, not to make friends. Let's just assume for a second I don't work for a union that rewards people who are lazy as f**k cause they have been there 30 years. If they have to downsize, they are going to can Beamers #15 old, wrinkly, swamp ass and keep my #1 grade A beautiful, firm ass! But Drew accepted Beamers Facebook friend request last week so it's all good!
Beamer - GRIN...so I think I'm gonna say you like being numero uno this McButter. Just hope your tires aren't slashed coming out after the 3am shift.
Question #4.. An apple costs 20 cents, an orange costs 40 cents, and a grapefruit costs 60 cents, how much is a pear? And why...please show your work how you came up with your answer.
McBitter - Eww.... if I'm eating a pear then I expect to be paid $1.20, which is the cost of the other fruit combined cause pears are gross!
Beamer - I agree....they're the bane of fruit. To semi-quote Slapshot..."my allergy to these effing pears has return...make me puke....blah"
Final Question.If you had $2,000, how would you double it in 24 hours?
McBitter - That's easy! Pre-COVID I would go to the poker room in Casino Niagara! But unfortunately it's still closed right now. If I got it now my alternative would be to buy Tiago a nice little dress to show off those legs Gameface loves so much and some heels and take a trip down to Church street in Toronto!
Beamer - But how would your alternative double your money?
McBitter - Do I have to spell it out Beamer? Prostitution is legal in these parts! At worst, I could find him a nice sugar daddy in that neighbourhood...
Beamer - No, just wanted you to say it so we can send over the cops, and I can collect a cool few thousand dollars in CrimeStoppers Tip money. GRIN Anyway, get back to gaming and best of luck this season McDude.
Question 1. How do you see your Ottawa Senators faring this year?
McBitter - At least you know your place in this monarchy Beamer!! The Senators are playoff bound this year!! Oh course COVID has made it tough cap wise for myself as well as several other franchises, and last year the Atlantic was by far the most competitive in the league (aside from the Redwings), but I predict some regression from a few of the teams that finished ahead of me last year! My core is in tact going into the season, a few of my young guys are poised to take the next step and I already made a move to help solidify my forward group with possibly more to come!
Beamer - I must say you've done quite well with the resources you've been funnelled, and now you finally have the 1992 era logo to plaster on your young stud's jerseys. Question 2. If we were all on-ice playing shinny hockey, which GM(s) would you stick in the nuts and why?
McBitter - That's a loaded question! I'm a feisty one at the rink and don't play favorites so everyone is fair game! EVERYONE!!! But if I had to pick for the sake of publicly calling out GMs in this league, of which I have no problem doing, will give you a short answer and a longer one! The easy answer is Tampa cause we have been friends for 20ish years now and have had many the heated discussion and occasionally I'm sure we would like to punch each other in the mouth! Oh but the Habs deserves the nut shot from hell!!! Why? We all know f***ing why Beamer!! He wants to sit all alone in his damn corner playing pocket pool and being all anti social and not join the chat with the other 30 GMs in this league where he doesn't see our trade blocks, or Gameface hitting on his flavor of the week! You are making Habs fans look bad! This isn't 1969 Habs, get with the times or give me my damn team name!!!
Beamer - Ahhhh...like a nasty rash, McIrritable arises and lands on NevadaMike. I know Les Habitants are your dream team...I wonder if if he takes American Express and you buy his team moniker?? I'm also thinking that Carl could rag doll you. Hope you have your Wheaties.
Question 3. If you could be #1 employee but have all your coworkers dislike you or you could be #15 employee and have all your coworkers like you, which would you choose?
McBitter - Is this interview going backwards Beamer? That's like when a player is asked "how does it feel to get that goal tonight?" Then he has to figure out on the fly how to turn 'Um... good' into a 3 or 4 sentence generic and political response! First of all my name is MCBITTER so that's a clue! Try and keep up! 2nd, I go to work for a paycheck and to support my household, not to make friends. Let's just assume for a second I don't work for a union that rewards people who are lazy as f**k cause they have been there 30 years. If they have to downsize, they are going to can Beamers #15 old, wrinkly, swamp ass and keep my #1 grade A beautiful, firm ass! But Drew accepted Beamers Facebook friend request last week so it's all good!
Beamer - GRIN...so I think I'm gonna say you like being numero uno this McButter. Just hope your tires aren't slashed coming out after the 3am shift.
Question #4.. An apple costs 20 cents, an orange costs 40 cents, and a grapefruit costs 60 cents, how much is a pear? And why...please show your work how you came up with your answer.
McBitter - Eww.... if I'm eating a pear then I expect to be paid $1.20, which is the cost of the other fruit combined cause pears are gross!
Beamer - I agree....they're the bane of fruit. To semi-quote Slapshot..."my allergy to these effing pears has return...make me puke....blah"
Final Question.If you had $2,000, how would you double it in 24 hours?
McBitter - That's easy! Pre-COVID I would go to the poker room in Casino Niagara! But unfortunately it's still closed right now. If I got it now my alternative would be to buy Tiago a nice little dress to show off those legs Gameface loves so much and some heels and take a trip down to Church street in Toronto!
Beamer - But how would your alternative double your money?
McBitter - Do I have to spell it out Beamer? Prostitution is legal in these parts! At worst, I could find him a nice sugar daddy in that neighbourhood...
Beamer - No, just wanted you to say it so we can send over the cops, and I can collect a cool few thousand dollars in CrimeStoppers Tip money. GRIN Anyway, get back to gaming and best of luck this season McDude.