Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2016 4:33:57 GMT -6
1st and foremost an acquisitions limit. People like weekly, I like the MLBC way which is a max of 4 demotions per player per year. Meaning if you send down Joe Blow that would count for him as 1/4. Call him up and send him down again that's 2. Your minor league roster is not a fucking waiver wire.
Once a player has been demoted for a 5th time they have to pass through waivers.
Future RFA compensation. The scale used for compensation here is as tight as woods butthole. Super tight trust me I know a tight butthole when I sniff one. More on wood's butthole later...
That's not even the problem though, the real problem is the dual eligible guys that fuck the ratings up.
Ovi = LW/RW
Boone Jenner is a C/LW..
the list goes on.
Type A:
Ranked 1-10 LW in the previous season
Type B:
Ranked 11-20 LW in the previous season
So by this scale if you own the 21st LW and he was an RFA you'd get NOTHING. Remember woods butthole? Within the next 10 players you'd see Zetterberg, EKane, Parise, Sharp so on.
From the top 20 LW's a total of 9 have more than 1 position. RWs 9 as well.
Justin Abdelkader was the 18th LW but the 22nd RW... wood's butthole.
Is this a selfish cry for Chris Kreider? Yes. Kreider was 29th LW goddamn the extra 9!. The 17th with only LW.
Wood's butthole.
Removing shutouts as a category... Oh no not shutouts I got sooooo many last season fuck is this dude thinking! The top team in the east last season had 6 shutouts. Nobody cares about the west.
13 cats would eliminate ties. Nobody likes ties.
About owning 2 teams, cmon guys. We can find owners and we will so knock it off fuck sakes.
Extend the draft by ATLEAST 1 round. There are 7 in the NHL to only 3 here. We can do it just think Wood's butthole.
Goodbye.
Once a player has been demoted for a 5th time they have to pass through waivers.
Future RFA compensation. The scale used for compensation here is as tight as woods butthole. Super tight trust me I know a tight butthole when I sniff one. More on wood's butthole later...
That's not even the problem though, the real problem is the dual eligible guys that fuck the ratings up.
Ovi = LW/RW
Boone Jenner is a C/LW..
the list goes on.
Type A:
Ranked 1-10 LW in the previous season
Type B:
Ranked 11-20 LW in the previous season
So by this scale if you own the 21st LW and he was an RFA you'd get NOTHING. Remember woods butthole? Within the next 10 players you'd see Zetterberg, EKane, Parise, Sharp so on.
From the top 20 LW's a total of 9 have more than 1 position. RWs 9 as well.
Justin Abdelkader was the 18th LW but the 22nd RW... wood's butthole.
Is this a selfish cry for Chris Kreider? Yes. Kreider was 29th LW goddamn the extra 9!. The 17th with only LW.
Wood's butthole.
Removing shutouts as a category... Oh no not shutouts I got sooooo many last season fuck is this dude thinking! The top team in the east last season had 6 shutouts. Nobody cares about the west.
13 cats would eliminate ties. Nobody likes ties.
About owning 2 teams, cmon guys. We can find owners and we will so knock it off fuck sakes.
Extend the draft by ATLEAST 1 round. There are 7 in the NHL to only 3 here. We can do it just think Wood's butthole.
Goodbye.